Better than milk and cookies

I've got to say that Santa has it wrong. A great bottle of wine- milk and cookies just can't compare. I'm thinking about a bottle of 2005 Merlot right now. It's unctuous and surprising, full of enticing rich berry. It can afford to be aged but it's so yummy right now, why wait ten years? Patience has never been a virtue of mine but I know that good things come to those who wait so I'll compromise. I'll buy two bottles. One to hold on to and one to have right now. And maybe if I'm feeling extra generous, I'll leave out a little for Santa.